JESSIE- Sorry about that, kids. Jessie:(sighs)I am completely exhausted. Jessie:You'll get through this. Can't anything go right? There is no answer, so Jessie reaches to open the door. Jessie:Oh,just go point the camera and capture the magic! Jessie:Where's a silver bullet when you need one? (Laughs again). I remember those performers made me feel like I could do anything. You may have the moves,but I have the power of words! Jessie:There is no way I'm doing a movie where women wear skimpy clothes and are objectified. (All the children scream 'me', while Morgan pulls out a lightsaber, and swings it), Morgan: Of course not, it's just a prop(Swings it, and the chair beside him is cut in half. Ravi:Does he not look good,Jessie? 5,4,3-(misses button,sleeps), Bertram:Aaaaand,sent(moves finger to Send). Please,please,pleaseeeeeeee? But thank you for staying up all night to help fix what Luke broke Jessie: Oh, guys, your lunches! (Jessie opens the door) Ready for our date? does not count. Ravi:At leat you do not have to keep peering through this camera for hours! ), (Scene changes to the set of Galactopus 2.). June 30, 2022 . What am I gonna do? Jessie:Please. And, even if you fire me for saying this, and I lose the best job I've ever had, you need to start being there for them! Jessie: Aww, thank you sweetie, but I didnt come all the way from Fort Hood, in Texas, just to be a babysitter. Jessie:Emma,(knocks on the door)you'd better be dressed! See,by staying strong,helping out around the house and supporting your mom from here at home,both you and your grandmother are serving our country just as much as your mom is. Everyone looks in shock.) Tony:Awkward-schmawkward,this thing's a hit! Then you might want to prepare for a string of loser boyfriends. Jessie:Then when we mentioned her birthday,Taylor burst into tears,and ran off. Ravi: I hope Jessie's audition went well. I think the students should pick! (pauses) Doesn't that sound fun? Luke:Hey,uh,did you ever find the answer to that question I asked you about? Whoopsie! Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? (pushes Jessie_. Now can I go upstairs and finish my science project? Emma:Right? Emma:(gasps,giggles) Whoa! Jessie: What?! (to Jessie) The first step is admitting you have a problem. Great job, guys. (Tries to take it from Luke), Luke: I'll show you a moon! Jessie: Wha, did you stay up all night watching movies again? Jessie:Oh,they just emailed me my theme! I wanna make people feel the same way. Ravi: Luke, Emma, please, violence is never the solution. (yells suddenly)Hurry up! It's yours, Morgan. . Bertram:I guess I really did submit that order 30 times! Bertram:The grocery store started using this stupid delivery app! Something is flushing those toilets. (Elevator door opens, showing Morgan and Christina kissing). Zuri:Really? Get more losers out here! Tony:Aw,man! Thank you so much for bringing Taylor's mom home. Jessie:Cut! The boy who thinks "school spirit" is the ghost of an old janitor? Luke:He is real! Jessie:Hey! The pharmacy chain assured 20 GOP attorneys it will hold off on dispensing pills Tony:Who would have suspected a $15 tux was dry clean only. Emma:I don't care who wins. Ravi:OK,but if I get confused I will just wind it. Zuri: (Sarcastically) Yeah. (points to Tony). Emma hits Luke with a pillow. I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! Jessie/Transcript < G.I. Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. Mr. Kipling, you already had your dessert! (laughs), Jessie: OK, so I thought I was auditioning for a local TV commercial. Emma: Hi! Zuri:Look,I know you're slammed at the office,but I have a big favor to ask. Muggers? Coach Penny:Oh,great. Two different guys just asked me to the Walden carnival this afternoon! Jessie: Hey! Mrs.Harris:I am. You can-, (Mrs.Kipling gives Michelle Obama cake with her tail), Michelle:(eats the cake)Wow,this is actually pretty good! Jessie:You know,I was my school's mascot! Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! That's what we call bathrooms. Luke:Oh,now I see why they call it a "Boom".(chuckles). I just don't feel comfortable kissing you, now that we're broken up. (Bertram walks faster,Jessie sits down and uses her tablet). Jessie:Zuri,I'm trying to shoot a love story! You want your mom there when you enter double digits. (looks at phone). (Jessie closes door while wearing a hot dog costume and holds sign that says "Dan's Hot Diggity Dogs"), Bertram: Well,mine just got better! At the same time, they both say "you're fired" to Jessie) What! And nothing can ruin this perfect moment. Even if I could manage to piece together a film from what we shot,I still don't have an ending! My true love,the sheriff,will save me! "Jessie" aired on Disney Channel from 2011 to 2015. Jessie has an idea when she sees the costumes. Emma:This is more important than marriage! Ravi:Ooh,how exciting! Jessie: (hits Bertram with magazine) Bertram: Ow! Do it! Luke:Are we done here? Morgan: Even if I never work for that studio again. Emma: (to Jessie) Zuri has imaginary friends. Jessie:(looks at seat)Maybe I should have thought this through! Ravi:So I am Tavi,and Luke is Duke,how do you get Chantal from Jessie? On the bright side,at least your outfit matches the teacup! Emma:They want to make you their flyer. Ravi:Oh,sorry. (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). The winner is Luke! These hips aren't as young as they used to be. Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? The door closes behind her.). Bertram:And that wasn't even the worst morning this week. Hey,Dean! You worked really hard on this, you should be proud of yourself! I am yours,oh,beautiful ones! Once again, you are first on the Naughty Board. (Bertram and Zuri enter from the elevator). Emma: How can I pick an outfit when I haven't picked a date? Contestants have just 24 hours to write,shoot,and star in a film! 'Cause I got some leaves to collect! Jessie:Are you kidding? Pull harder! (Morgan laughs, and leads the group out and back home. Addeddate 2019-12-01 06:48:48 Identifier disneychannelarchive-jessie-11-30-2019 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add . Now kiss me,you greasy haired mook! I promised myself I wouldn't yell! Are You Cooler Than a Fifth Grader? Jessie:Wait a minute,that shouldn't be on film! Last one there is the base of the pyramid! (sighs) I need to get up there fast, so I can talk to them! Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. assistant writer / production staff (13 episodes, 2011-2014) Cheryl Diamond . (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. Jessie Episode Scripts Season: 1 2 3 4 Season 1 1. Are they in here, or(the man closes and locks the door. Coach Penny:Hey! (drags Luke to a chair). ), (Scene changes to in the hallway with the children's and Jessie's bedrooms. You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! Christina: And tomorow is the only day that Angelina can meet with me to discuss endorsing my new clothing line. Ravi:Perhaps dressing up like a giant wasp and cheering for our sports team will be my ticket to popularity. Jessie: Please tell me those kids are in the wrong apartment! Emma:Remember,you enthusiastic applause will determine the winner. Hey, thatincludes Milly the Mermaid. And not only did I waste all of your time,but I may have ruined my friendship with Tony. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Toy Story Jessie Pull-String Doll Hasbro 2001 Disney Pixar Pull String Works at the best online prices at eBay! OK,can we finally get the first shot! Jessie: (walks into the kitchen) Nothing on the table, nothing on the stove, you might be taking this "light breakfast" concept a little far! Davidwalker30 5 November 2021 User blog:Davidwalker30. Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. (Sighs) Zuri. Oh,and don't worry,there are enough freckles to go around! (Mr. Kipling leaves the kitchen.) Get it? Bees have entirely different temperaments,feeding habits,and not to mention nesting-. Jessie:Don't worry,Luke. Zuri:OK,guess I won't be needing this then! Zuri:Do you really think Tony wants to re-create how you met and fell in love? Until then, I like my grilled cheese cut in triangles, and my tutu starched! Something about your bird-like bones being easy to toss around. Jessie:It was the first Christmas without Dad. Tony:(as werewolf/Toby)I don't care that our two kinds are forbidden to love,we belong together! (claps hands)OK,let's do this! (Christina and Morgan look at eachother. Which by the way, smells worse than the inside of this costume. They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! (points to poster with colorful leaves)What is that? The judges discuss this. Help, Ravi, help! (Hip-hop music plays,Ravi goes on the stage), (Ravi dancing,Jessie coaches,Coach Penny paying attention), (Coach Penny realizes that Jessie is coaching). (about to kiss)(cringes). Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up! Jessie:OK! Jessie:Yes,but also he can be your model! (Jessie sips her drink) Do you know where I can find a great job? I've still have my lederhosen! I'm going to, uh, get Mr. Kipling a snack (Ravi puts his headphones back on while Jessie goes to feed Mr. Kipling. Jessie:OK,hold it,Dancing With Lizards. Emma:(carries bag)Uh,Jessie,we have a small issue. No,thank you. Jessie: I cannot believe you kids actually went up in a helicopter! Jessie:Angus the Armadillo. Emma:All right, Walden! 4 Seasons Disney Channel Family, Comedy TVG Watchlist Where to Watch A Texas teenager moves to New York City and becomes a nanny for a couple with four children. I got your doorman right here! (about to kiss Tony hard), Tony:I'm sorry,Jessie,you'll just have to finish your movie without me. OK,now I hear it! (Jessie and Tony kneel down at the same time). Jessie:How did you get expelled already? Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Jessie: You turned in a photo of a pimple on Bertram's back! Luke:(gasps,throws gear)Me! Bertram:No! Jessie:Well,your plan will never work! Jessie:Zuri,you are also in charge of set design. That's what love is like! (To Ravi) Not you, you should never eat lead. Tony:I haven't seen you at any of the pack meetings. Taylor:No,my mom is serving overseas. I just combed my arms! (scene starts in the penthouse living room). It's not working! Bertram: (sarcastically) Congratulations! Luke: So Ravi what's your favorite type of ice cream? Ravi:But Tony has over 20 lines in this scene! I have made a fortune trusting my instinctsthat, and slapping my name on everything from sunglasses to cat food. Most of all on special occasions. Let's bounce- (Gets up to leave. (rubs skin). (runs and leaves the scene). Come on. Jessie:Zuri,how are we going to get a mechanical bull into the living room? Morgan and Christina arrive late. Bertram:Sure,anything for her! Zuri: Bye, nanny! Emma: Of course not! No,no,the Martha Washington vase is not a chew toy! (runs away). Ravi:That Luke should be checked for a deviated septum? Jessie:(spits out food,gagging)(to Tony)OK. Do you know what you have to do? (runs upstairs). (shakes spatula). (puts her phone down), (Zuri is hula hooping while Jessie repeats what Zuri is doing but fails. (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? Jessie gets past Zuri and notices Taylor.). I even chopped stuff! Tony:Of course. (pushes Ravi). Jessie:West! Jessie:You! I've always wanted alead pipe? Jessie:(gets up)OK,Tony,let's try this again. Does anyone know what it was for? Michelle:Oh,I'm so sorry Zuri,but I'm gonna have to call you back. Ravi:But the only other boy role is Tavi,the pathetic wretch whose only friend is a wizard! Jessie: (gasps) I loved the original Galactapus! Maybe a potato peeling race isn't a game for civilians. Jessie:Luke,give back the mask,you're late! Jessie: Yeah, I've been try'na reach her parents all morning, but all I get is a voicemail. Tony:That's actually pain,you're standing on my paw. Jessie: Bertram, I have some very exciting news! Jessie:Did you guys hear about that alien invasion? Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year, his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a. When Mr. Kipling is alone, he gets scared. Zuri: Those are my brothers and sister. Tony:No,I'm talking to you,Jessie. And I do not have the time. Whatever your name was (Turns to Jessie) Hey, Jessie, wanna be my new nanny? Michelle:(chuckles)Well,there was the time I was giving her family a tour in the White House and Zuri sneaked into the Oval Office(points to Zuri),to ask the President to institute bedtime reform. If anybody eyeballs me, they're going in the hole! Jessie:Why didn't they tell you that sooner? (pushes elevator button). Mrs.Harris:What,where? I thought we were being punished! ), Jessie: (Screams) Gross! Ravi:Luke,please do not break the mask! Jessie:I said,nothing can ruin this perfect moment. Provider There are no TV Airings. (stops Luke from throwing,grunts)No,stop! Just use the frag rifle. FYI,you have way more worry-lines now than when you started working here. Taylor:With my Blake Shelton alarm clock. (Aqua slices a Parademon in half) Aqua: Go go go! (Leads Jessie away), Jessie: Wait, no, you don't understand- my name is Jessie- Oh! Provide rapid on-s For a guy who doesn't use contractions,he's got a sick flow! (walks up the stars), Jessie:Stay calm,stay calm. Bertram is dusting the piano. Plot [ edit] Can't even afford to download one of his movies. I'm sorry I upset Mr. Kipling, so, I made him some chicken-fried crickets! Jessie:I'm so happy my misery brings you joy. Coach Penny:Ugh! ), (Scene changes to in the lobby with the Ross children, Jessie, and Tony.). Jessie Again!/Trailer transcripts K Kermit's 50th Anniversary (2005 Trailer) L Lady and the Tramp (1998 VHS Trailers) Lady and the Tramp (2006 50th Anniversary Edition DVD Trailers) Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure (Trailers) Lilo & Stitch (Soundtrack Promo) M Mickey and the roadster racers 2 the power of two/Trailer transcripts Michelle:In the meantime,let's get this party started! Flying to India is way out of my budget. Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) You look like a freckly little mannequin! Romancing the Crone 13. Man: Alright, extras come over here and act dead! I can't believe you're here! Jessie:So did I. Zuri:Uh,kneel down. Luke:(runs to Jessie)Jessie,I've been thinking. Jessie:My problem is that I'm going to be unemployed if you guys don't stop goofing around. Jessie:Yes. (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Zuri:Hi,Mrs.Obama. Luke:Hey,look! (reaches into her bag), Jessie:All I did after school was play Chinese Checkers with the librarian. It tends to make you a little cranky! Jessie stops him). Ravi: It is New York. The screenplay was written by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow, based on a story by Lasseter, Pete Docter, Stanton and Joe Ranft. (Screams, Jessie slides down a tube and slams into a basket. Jessie: Hey. Ravi:On the bright side,the swirly you will undoubtedly receive,will rinse them right off! Luke:I borrowed Zuri's marker. Jessie:Hey,well it worked,but it says the food won't be here for 25 minutes,so can you please grab us breakfast at the deli? Luke:Eh. But with better furniture. Ravi:No,please! Zuri:I also collected some caterpillars for next week's project! Emma,you're the School Spirit Coordinator! It's Mom and Dad! (Everyone stares at Luke), Jessie: Ravi, time for dinner! So please don't tell the "Loneliest Snowman" story. Tony,for the 10th time,the line is "A full moon". Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! Jessie:You know,there is a park across the street! It's Tom Selleck! Emma: But I need it for my solar system! Michelle:Although,if you used half as much sugar,and replaced the eggs with applesauce,then this cake would be even better. Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room), Emma: LUKE! But it's such a waste. About; Blog . It's the first scene in JESSIE vs. the last!Check out more Disney Channel Throwbacks HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiv1IUQDVS. Jessie:You don't know Reveille? Zuri:Actually,it's a real bull. Luke:(notices cheerleaders)Whoa! They were my favorite snacks when I was stationed in Germany. If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. Just keep 'em. We only have(checks watch)10 minutes until the bus comes. Like a caveman? The children + a disheveled Jessie get out of the elevator. (Atefeh gets up out of bed) Atefeh: *Yawns* Ahh, feels like it's gonna be a good day today. (Plays reveille) I won! (ZOO-OO-OOM! Michelle:Uh,of course I am. So now I'm going to destroy your project,which is also my face! I'll do it! Ravi:Uh,yes,it feels wonderful,even though you are only rubbing foam. The title comes up: Toy Story 2. (Christina sighs, and grabs Jessie's hands. Emma:Jessie,you're an amazingly talented person! Jessie is a Disney Channel original situation comedy, which debuted on September 30, 2011 and ended on October 16, 2015 after four seasons. (walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. (smiles). (Hits the tentacle, it falls). Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! I'll be lucky to get to school before 7th period. Ravi:P.E. We need to get going! Double digits! It's no trouble! Jessie:(chuckles)That depends. I'm keeping your sweatshirt! Bertram:(carries a plate)Craft services is here with lunch! Zuri:Who needs to know geography in the Wild East? disney jessie transcripts. Jessie:(crying)No. Where his dimples are at 3:00 and 9:00. Emma: Doesn't matter. Luke:(angry)Are you out of your mind? Free shipping for many products! And you've all got six-fingered gloves coming your way. Ravi:(watch beeping)The five minutes are up. Mimes? Jessie Episode Tran scripts s01e01 - New York, New Nanny s01e02 - The Talented Mr. Kipling s01e03 - Used Karma s01e04 - Zombie Tea Party 5 s01e05 - One Day Wonders s01e06 - Zuri's New Old Friend s01e07 - Creepy Connie Comes a Callin s01e08 - Christmas Story s01e09 - Star Wars s01e10 - Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. Do you happen to know Tom Selleck? Jessie:OK,guys,I don't know if you've noticed,but my acting career hasn't exactly gone the way I thought it would. Zuri: I'm the good child. Zuri:Please just hear me out! Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! I am sick and tired of this! Tony: Nah, I never really pay attention to who comes in and out of here. Bertram:Oh,so then you can fail 3 times! Seriously, who wore this before me, Big Foot? Do it! (eats sample)(muffled)Happy now? LADY 1- Well, that's my problem! Practice is at my place. Look, (referring to Emma's solar system project) It's like these planets! Jessie:Because this error message says "Please enter a password." Or,an hour,that fazool binds you right up! Used Karma 4. Jessie: When? Christina flips her hair). I have very mixed emotions about this! Ravi:She is a penthouse lizard now. Just shave Bertram's back and glue it all over Tony. (Mrs.Harris is about to leave,but Jessie stops her.). Disney Animation The Little Mermaid (1989) The Rescuers Down Under (1990) Aladdin (1992) The Lion King (1994) Mulan (1998) Frozen (2013) Zootopia (2016) A Goofy Movie The Nightmare Before Christmas The Song of the South The Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney Studios (Live Action) Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Michelle:Sorry Jessie,but I just can't hang your headshots in the White House. It's our thing. A Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children. Mrs.Harris:Who are you talking about? Jessie:I know,that's why Bertram's taking you to the park! Jessie: (To cab driver) So then my dad, who's in the marine corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a great job. And at least Mrs.K apologizes by leaving a rat at your door! (With Ravi) Yes! Jessie: You didn't do it? final coming up. Your eyes remind me of a full baboon. That is cold. (Everyone claps for her). Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. You can't get an A every time! Luke:(throws cotton)(feels mask)Is this glue on my face? Ravi:I think I split something doing the splits. (tries to take marker). A little girl's happiness is at stake! That would greatly increase my odds of winning! It's just too weird! Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? Show more. Then green letters appear: GAMMA QUADRANT, SECTOR 4.) Girl Meets Jessie Transcript. (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). Bertram:I'll just blend yours up,and you can drink it through one of tour nose straws. You just left! They are good. Zuri:There's gotta be something you can do! Jessie:So,having my face chiseled in Mount Rushmore is out of the question? She later becomes Buzz Lightyear 's girlfriend. Ravi:You must continue the pursuit of your cinematic aspirations! Zuri:I came up with a great theme for Taylor's birthday! Jessie, I think we both know that's not true. How is your science project coming? Bye(Closes laptop, while her parents say they love her), Emma: Why wouldn't I be? Jessie:No,Bertram,no,we don't have time to eat! Just another site disney jessie transcripts Emma:Wait,you still need make-up! Emma:What? Jessie (Debbie Ryan) and Emma (Peyton List) compete for cute actor Jordan's attention! Kick,kick,sting. Ravi:Oh,yeah? Jessie:So,I signed up for a short film competition called Quick Flicks. (While walking over to Ravi's door, and knocking. Ravi. Jessie:Don't bother. Jessie: Here, you try. My banners are on back-order,the face paint I got runs,and even though I banned the debate team from the pep rally,they still argued their way in. They wave at Emma, Emma waves at them, and Jessie waves at Emma. Ravi: All of them. Bertram: If she doesnt poop on the floor, its fine with me. There is nothing romantic about being crushed by a train! Zuri: I cannot tell a lieyour performance stunk! Zuri:We're throwing a birthday party for you! Coach Penny:Somebody get me a giant fly swatter. Jessie:It's OK. It's adorable. I can't see! Emma:Mount Fabulous? Emma: (walks down the stairs) Jessie,major crisis! (holds hip) Jessie:So,I signed up for a short film competition called Quick Flicks. I just miss my mom so much that I haven't been in much of a party mood. You better start downloading break-up songs now. (continues eating popcorn). It's basically detention with snow cones! Christina, it's me, Jessie! Here, I'll help you finish your project! Jessie:Well,that's just rude! Tony:Sorry,but re-living out relationship is making me feel kind of uncomfortable. I may have already packed your bags. Apparently,I'm no longer one of her favorite things. Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? (applause-o-meter between getting warm/hot), (Ravi takes off the head costume and takes out the stinger). Jessie:OK,well,if you're OK with it,I'd love to have you play you. Michael's a preppy,but Blake's a leather jacket kind of guy! Jessie:finding this family is the greatest love story I could ever tell. Bertram:I just got a confirmation! Jessie Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Tony:You mean during the filming,or while we were dating? (Tries to take it from Luke) Luke: No way! And remember, corpses, don't smile at the camera! (wipes off blood). Zuri:I know,Jessie. Except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass Jessie: If you tasted the cafeteria food, you'd completely understand armadillo does not go down easy. Luke: But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon!with extra boeuf! It stands for "Pointless Exercise". Coach Penny:The crowd is on fire! Jessie:Oh,my gosh! They all scream something along the lines of 'ow') Sorry kidscould of been worse, that tuna could've been canned! (walks up the stairs)If you need me,I'll be upstairs,trying not to hurt your sister. Just in case you run into Ben Affleck at a state dinner. voice director: additional (98 episodes, 2011-2015) Kevin John Rogers . Christina: And, we realized that being there for you is really more important than any job. Did I miss the mascot tryouts? Jessie:Never mind. Taylor:Uh,no thanks. Maybelle just texted me,and Justin asked her to the carnival,but his sister used to date the cousin of Blake's ex-girlfriend's dog-walker,so if Maybelle says yes to Justin,and I say yes to Blake,this could get complicated! (Cab driver closes partition screen, Jessie looks offended). Jessie: Now get up there,get dressed,and bring me back one of those big soft pretzels! (chuckles). demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. They might look just a little out of place in between the portraits of Washington and Lincoln. Emma:Look! Alright! The Talented Mr. Kipling 3. Ravi! Jessie:You guys are going to be late! Emma:I did exactly what you suggested and made pro and con lists for my two potential dates. (Zuri is on the phone with Michelle Obama). Emma:OK,but no wonder your relationship didn't work out! Jessie:The winner gets their film shown in a prestigious film festival. Cab drives away. Ravi:I do not know what was more beautiful,your poetic narration,or the way I framed that final shot! I still have a marble lodged in my ear. Free shipping for many products! Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! Luke:Jessie,we know you're upset,but you can't just sit around and drown your sorrows in fro-yo. (bus leaves in 7:35,Jessie runs to the balcony), Luke:(pants after looking in the mirror)Look what she did to me! Then suddenly, they zip me into this get-up and I'm standing on the street, trying to get people to eat at "Dan's Diggity Dog Delight"! Jessie: I can't lose all of the kids on my first day! Is that a unit patch from Stuttgart Army Base in Germany? Emma:Finally,my stupid brothers come in handy! It's too strong to be broken. Not again! Jessie:Then you'll have to turn it in late! Ravi: I cannot believe that you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. It aired on September 7, 2012 . (audience clapping rhythmically(mostly lame)), (Emma points to the applause-o-meter,which is at getting warm), (in one dance routine,Luke holds his bottom and moves backwards), (song ends,crowd cheering(between getting warm and hot)). Coach Penny:Whatever keeps him off the playing fields. Ravi:It appears verbal dexterity may be my only chance to win this brotherly mascot donnybrook. (grunts) 1,2,3! Christina: Nanny Kay quit? I hope you're happy! (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! Emma: It's okay- don't worry about it. (Jessie fake coughs to remind Emma) Oh- That force is gravity! She only eats rats that are slow-roasted in an heirloom tomato reduction. Jessie: Go on up there and kick some asteroid! Jessie:Oh,thanks,Emma,but I want to wear the exact outfit I had on when I went on my first date with Tony. Jessie: Created by Pamela Eells, Phil Baker, Drew Vaupen. Emma:Good idea! I don't even want a birthday! What am I,a kid? Luke: I wouldn't go in there if I were you! s01e11 - Take the A-Train. Zuri: Look, Bertram! Tony:You are amazing. Jessie:Oh,that's supposed to say "lizard". I really appreciate it,but there's only an hour until the deadline. Did I make it on time? (Jessies suitcase is thrown out) Ha, ha, you missed me! Jessie:Oh,sorry. Tony: (helps Jessie stand) Whoa, you must be a really bad tipper! Were we not compiling a complete list? Emma:If you keep asking me questions,I'm going to be late,and it'll be all your fault! You're hired! Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. He's going to buzz his way right into the friend zone. Ravi:I know! (puts hand out)I spent 2 hours trying to explain to him that E.T. Ally: I can't believe a billion people are going to be watching you!